Oh father where art thou

Dad: Wow I haven't read your blog in sooo long.
Me: Oh, I know.  There's this handy little tool that shows you which countries view your blog, and Puerto Rico is never on that list.
Dad:  Well! You're supposed to remind me!
Me: I've sent you the link so many times!
Dad: Well send it again!
Me: Just add it to your favorites.
Dad: It IS in my favorites...I just never click on it!
Me:  DADDY!!!!!
Dad: Well, sweetie, I'm really busy..You know, American Idol's back on the air now...